Hey – it happens.
Two more good ones! 🙂
“I’m great to be around at funerals, and I look forward to how funny I’ll be standing at the alter waiting for my bride to walk down the aisle, or marching to the electric chair for my execution. Such it was that I found myself blabbing away at Chuck as he wandered around touching everything in the office, incapable of stopping my verbal diarrhea.” http://amzn.to/1FmyzaB
Me and my super-slice Only Fools and Horses! 🙂 http://xmastime.blogspot.com/2015/06/worlds-colliding.html
“There’s no advantage in showing up to a rumble with a pants-load of your own feces and, worse, there’s no dignity.” http://amzn.to/1FmyzaB